she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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