We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
