Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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