windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just forgot I was standing up.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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