Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
