I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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