turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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