And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
