He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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