sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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