Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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