Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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