Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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