So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You work out of a Hotel?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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