Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
