Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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