quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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