Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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