found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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