The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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