At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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