I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
There are leaves in my underwear?
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