There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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