Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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