i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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