don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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