porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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