Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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