I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
