Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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