Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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