idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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