People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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