i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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