Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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