I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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