Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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