I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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