The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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