Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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