Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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