What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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