I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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