hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize