I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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