So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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