Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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