I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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