wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
