If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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