Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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