I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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