I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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