So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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