2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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