mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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