I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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